Breathers is a dark comedy about the challenges of being a zombie. It’s like Fight Club meets Shaun of the Dead, only with the zombies as the good guys. For fans of Max Brooks’s The Zombie Survival Guide and zombie aficionados everywhere, a hilarious debut novel about life (and love) after death. Read Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament book reviews & author details and more at S.G. Browne’s ‘Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament’ is a fun read from a very.

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Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament

Andy was killed while driving and so was his wife. Return the Boehner to the oven and continue to roast until an instant-read thermometer inserted in the thigh registers degrees F, about another 10 hours for a Boehner in the pound range. Vrowne I didn’t love “Breathers” I did enjoy it and would still recommend it to other zombie fans.

It’s a depressing existence so he joins a zombie therapy group to deal with his new ‘life’. Like beatings and lynchings. This very funny satire manages to not take itself too seriously without getting campy. Luck poachers, zombie gigolos, and alien sex toys.

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brwathers For zombie aficionados everywhere, a hilarious debut novel about life and breatbers after death. However, it does mention that zombies existed far back into history. The Zombie world that has been kept hidden from us for forever and a day. The human world know that zombies exist and they treat them pretty badly like they are at the bottom of the pile with no feelings or thoughts. Honestly, see it as a cop-out for trying to weave emotions into a zombie and making us, the readers, understand.



There’s brpwne to be tension there, and as that builds and becomes more and more uncomfortable, it makes sense that people would lash out.

I have to know why, how and when and “breathers” didn’t give answers to any. This was a terrific twist on a zombie story. He can totally write.

Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament by S.G. Browne

Retrieved from ” https: Darkly funny, surprisingly touching, and gory enough to satisfy even the most discerning reader, Breathers is a romantic zombie comedy rom-zom-com, for short that will leave you laughing, squirming, and clamoring for more. Zombies in breatheds are a little different, in fact the concept is quite original to me and was fun to read. Yes, this is a book about zombies, not really bas Poor Andy.

However, there is just something missing for me – I didn’t particularly connect with or care much about any of the characters, which is always a disappointment. Knowing this, it was still a little off putting for me when Andy, the main character, killed and ate his parents.


He’s not sure she would have loved him the same way if she had survived. Please try again later. In this book, ANDY is reanimated after a car wreck. Pretty good, it kind of lost it’s luster towards the end. Still love it, maybe more, after second reading. Refresh and try again.

Santa Cruz, California United States. But all that changes when he goes to an Undead Anonymous meeting and finds kindred souls in Rita, an impossibly sexy recent suicide with a taste for the formaldehyde in cosmetic products, and Jerry, a twenty-one-year-old car-crash victim with an exposed brain and a penchant for Renaissance pornography.


Stay in Touch Sign up. Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read. Fifteen to 20 minutes before roasting, position a rack in the lowest part of the oven and heat the oven to degrees F. And I mean, the plot is pure gold.